Rubber Chicken Grand: 2011

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Rubber Chicken

Rubber Chicken Review

Rubber Chicken Feature

Made of rubber, is a Chicken !
The rubber chicken is the pinnacle of humor!

"Our favorite comedy prop is our rubber chicken, that is light weight & easy to store for zillions of gag uses. Everyone should have at least one! Each Chicken measures a little over 18 inches long"

Rubber Chicken Mardi Gras Bead 1 pc [Toy]

Rubber Chicken Mardi Gras Bead 1 pc [Toy] Review

Rubber Chicken Mardi Gras Bead 1 pc [Toy] Feature

10mm 36" bead
3 - 4" rubber chickens
gold beads

Its the Rubber Chicken Mardi Gras Bead that gives anyone a sense of humor on Mardi Gras. Each Rubber Chicken Bead strand is 30" long with gold 7.5mm beads and three 4" rubber chickens.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Stretch Rubber Chicken - 8 inch

Stretch Rubber Chicken - 8 inch Review

Practical Jokes and Classical Gags! The classic rubber chicken is the perfect gag joke for all your friends and party guests. Make them laugh with classic jokes and gags like this. 8" long.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

18" Squawkin Rubber Chicken Novelty GAG Joke Toy

18" Squawkin Rubber Chicken Novelty GAG Joke Toy Review

18" Squawkin Rubber Chicken Novelty GAG Joke Toy Feature

Let's face it; everybody needs a rubber chicken!
This classic rubber chicken promises a Honkin' good time
Has a loud "SQUAWK" and comical face.
The best way to startle and annoy others.
Your dog is going to go nuts!!!

EAAKKK! Give this 18" chicken a little squeeze and he'll shriek with surprise!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Accoutrements Deluxe Rubber Chicken

Accoutrements Deluxe Rubber Chicken Review

Accoutrements Deluxe Rubber Chicken Feature

Shown plucked
Stands 20" long
Life size

Boneless Chickens You may well have wondered where the boneless chicken breasts in your local supermarket come from. The answer is from boneless chickens. And we have some life sized rubber models of the birds to prove it. Modeled from life, they are shown plucked and as they might appear hanging in the poultry store window. Seeing is believing, at least in Missouri, so get one and look.

Monday, December 26, 2011

6 pc Farm Animal Rubber Ducks

6 pc Farm Animal Rubber Ducks Review

6 pc Farm Animal Rubber Ducks Feature

Pack of 6. One of each: Horse/Farmer/Pig/Cow/Rooster/Chicken
Each measures approx 2" x 2".
They do not float upright.

Hosting a kids birthday party with a farm animal theme? Imagine the fun kids and adults will have with these. Use them as decorations and let each guest take one home or fill goody bags. You'll receive a pig, cow, farmer (old McDonald), horse, chicken, and rooster, for a total of 6. They don't squeak, but they do have a tiny hole in their beak for squirting water. These make great party favors, use as cake toppers, or just fun to play with. Each measures approx 2" x 2". They do not float upright.

Fabulous Fake Rubber Fish

Fabulous Fake Rubber Fish Review

Fabulous Fake Rubber Fish Feature

Hook your friends with this fabulous fake fish
13 inches long
5.5 inches high

Fabulous Fake Rubber Fish

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Egg laying rubber chicken keychain

Egg laying rubber chicken keychain Review

Squeeze the 3 inch egg laying chicken and out pops an egg.

Screaming Monkey

Screaming Monkey Review

Screaming Monkey Feature

slingshot monkey, fling shot, flying monkey,
flying, monkey, sling shot,

This hilarious slingshot screaming monkey flies through the air with a screech that will have your friends roaring with laughter! It's a Bird, it's a Plane, no it's the Super Stretch Screaming Flying Monkey!

Friday, December 23, 2011

Schylling PANIC PETE SQUEEZE TOY

Schylling PANIC PETE SQUEEZE TOY Review

Schylling PANIC PETE SQUEEZE TOY Feature

This classic toy is better than ever with improved performance and a lower price!
Give Pete's belly a squeeze and his eyes, ears and nose pop out.
A classic toy from yesteryear that never goes out of style.
Measures 5 inches tall.
Ages 5 years and up.

An Accoutrements classic! It's 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) tall, made of soft, orange rubber, and when you squeeze it, its eyes, ears and nose pop out. It is a fact that Martians use similar devices known as "human popping things" to relieve stress on their planet, hence the very low crime rate and lack of hypertension on Mars. Comes in a comically illustrated 2-1/2" x 5" box, with a viewing window so it can look out at Earth.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

One Dozen (12) Rubber Duck Duckie Ducky FARM ANIMAL Party Favors

One Dozen (12) Rubber Duck Duckie Ducky FARM ANIMAL Party Favors Review

One Dozen (12) Rubber Duck Duckie Ducky FARM ANIMAL Party Favors Feature

You'll receive one dozen ~ 12 total.
Horse/Farmer/Pig/Cow/Rooster/Chicken
These make great party favors.
Each measures approx 2" x 2".
They do not float upright, but have hole in beak to squirt water.

Hosting a kids birthday party with a farm animal theme? Imagine the fun kids and adults will have with these. Use them as decorations and let each guest take one home or fill goody bags. You'll receive an assortment of pigs, cows, farmer (old McDonald), horses, chickens, and roosters, for a total of 12. They don't squeak, but they do have a tiny hole in their beak for squirting water. These make great party favors, use as cake toppers, or just fun to play with. Each measures approx 2" x 2". They do not float upright.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Mini Squawkin' Chicken n' Egg Novelty Squishy Toy

Mini Squawkin' Chicken n' Egg Novelty Squishy Toy Review

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Mini Chicken n' Egg with Clip stress reliever won't help you find the answer, but you can squeeze it while you ponder the question. This is a rubber chicken with a twist. Give it a squeeze and HELLO! out pops an egg. The egg is a clear ball with a yellow yolk floating in water. As an added bonus, this chicken has an attached keychain, so you can take it wherever you may need stress relief. The Chicken n' Egg is a somewhat shocking stress toy that will give you a much needed laugh at work.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

21" Rubber Chicken

21" Rubber Chicken Review

Let our 21" long rubber chicken join you in the Chicken Dance for a good laugh. Great for all practical jokes. Our rubber chicken is individually polybagged and sold by the piece. Please order in increments of 1 piece.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Giant Rubber Chicken

Giant Rubber Chicken Review

Giant Rubber Chicken Feature

huge giant rubber chicken
classic version of the rubber chicken

Our deluxe rubber chicken is 20 inches long and made of soft rubber that feels like plucked chicken skin. It's perfect to give as a funny gift to Grandma, looks great hanging out of the trunk of your car, and sounds great when wacked against the wall! The possibilities with this Giant Chicken are endless!